77 Myths of Venerable Magik
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06.05.2022Genres:
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Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
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Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night
12
At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
20
The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
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Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
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Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
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Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
39
Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
42
Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
43
Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
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Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
45
Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)
46
Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
47
The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
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Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
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Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
60
Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
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Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
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Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)
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A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”
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Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
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If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook