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A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: "God Is Awesome" "Totally")
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I Don't Lift Weights to Impress the Bitches. I Lift Weights to Knock a Sucka's Teeth Out.
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Three Easy Steps to Digging Up and Reanimating Your Ass, Only to Rock It Into the Ground Once Again.
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Girl, Are You Down With Bacteria? And If So, Would You Like to See the Inside of Our Van?
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They Say the People Elect the Government They Deserve, but I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns.