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How Much Is a Gram Over There?

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Release date:
30.11.2022
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1

Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird

2

Comfort Rightswiping
Comfort Rightswiping

3

OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is a distant cousin of the dry hump
OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is a distant cousin of the dry hump

4

Calling someone average is a mean thing to say
Calling someone average is a mean thing to say

5

We will stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70 on my time machine
We will stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70 on my time machine

6

Stocking up with sausage and cheese for the crisis is the wurst kase scenario
Stocking up with sausage and cheese for the crisis is the wurst kase scenario

7

Chuck Norris got the virus to quarantine for 14 days
Chuck Norris got the virus to quarantine for 14 days

8

You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T'
You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T'

9

The squirrel swim on its back to keep its nuts dry
The squirrel swim on its back to keep its nuts dry

10

Santa Claus have such a big sack because he only comes once a year
Santa Claus have such a big sack because he only comes once a year

11

The reception at the sperm bank thanks the donors for coming
The reception at the sperm bank thanks the donors for coming

12

Circumsize a redneck by kicking his sister in the jaw
Circumsize a redneck by kicking his sister in the jaw

13

Sony made a new console during the pendemic called the Plaguestation 5
Sony made a new console during the pendemic called the Plaguestation 5

14

She yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" but I was keeping the umbrella
She yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" but I was keeping the umbrella

15

My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver

16

Condom Cornucopia
Condom Cornucopia

17

The Hunchback of Notre Damehas a twisted back story
The Hunchback of Notre Damehas a twisted back story

18

The difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer is the taste
The difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer is the taste

19

Stoned and speaking cursive
Stoned and speaking cursive

20

James Bond taking a bath is bubble O7
James Bond taking a bath is bubble O7