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69 Songs of Middle Earth

Release date:
24.06.2018
Plays count:
0

Album tracks

List

1

The Electricty in the Air Before a Good Siege
The Electricty in the Air Before a Good Siege

2

Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert

3

Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh
Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh

4

Gollum Was a Crack Baby
Gollum Was a Crack Baby

5

Witch That Lives in the Trees
Witch That Lives in the Trees

6

The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass

7

Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail
Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail

8

Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies
Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies

9

Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot
Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot

10

Cursed Dagger of the Lee‐Hon‐Tuc
Cursed Dagger of the Lee‐Hon‐Tuc

11

My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage

12

Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks
Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks

13

M’Lord Is Midieval for Daddy
M’Lord Is Midieval for Daddy

14

I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair
I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair

15

Masturbaiting to the Elves in Skyrim
Masturbaiting to the Elves in Skyrim

16

Small Sword, Smaller Dick
Small Sword, Smaller Dick

17

Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn’t Make You a Viking
Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn’t Make You a Viking

18

Stabbing the Winner of Varg’s Tabletop R.P.G.
Stabbing the Winner of Varg’s Tabletop R.P.G.

19

Calling Your Mother’s Basement Your Dungeon
Calling Your Mother’s Basement Your Dungeon

20

Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf
Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf

21

Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You’re a Wizard
Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You’re a Wizard

22

Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen
Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen

23

Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater
Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater

24

Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses
Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses

25

Big Sword, Microscopic Penis
Big Sword, Microscopic Penis

26

That Feel When Good Siege
That Feel When Good Siege

27

I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll
I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll

28

Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date
Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date

29

Leading the Charge
Leading the Charge

30

Into the Mines of Morea
Into the Mines of Morea

31

I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn
I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn

32

I Can’t Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me
I Can’t Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me

33

Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambience
Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambience

34

Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds
Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds

35

I’m From Texas I Don’t Know What Winter Is
I’m From Texas I Don’t Know What Winter Is

36

You Smell Like an Mmo Player
You Smell Like an Mmo Player

37

It’s Not Caps Lock, It’s Kvlt Lock, Dipshit
It’s Not Caps Lock, It’s Kvlt Lock, Dipshit

38

I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade
I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade

39

Leading a Midieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew
Leading a Midieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew

40

Beating Up Nerds Outside of the Kamelot Concert
Beating Up Nerds Outside of the Kamelot Concert

41

Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music
Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music

42

Graveland’s Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
Graveland’s Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes

43

Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma

44

Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape

45

Ildjarn Is a School Teacher
Ildjarn Is a School Teacher

46

Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon
Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon

47

Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan

48

The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp
The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp

49

This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band
This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band

50

Chainmail Protects Me From Blades but Not Your Insults
Chainmail Protects Me From Blades but Not Your Insults

51

Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs
Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs

52

Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet
Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet

53

Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart
Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart

54

Forgotten Forest Path, Leading to a Meth Lab
Forgotten Forest Path, Leading to a Meth Lab

55

Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells
Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells

56

Satan Is M’Lord

57

Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert
Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert

58

Christopher Lee’s Power Metal Band
Christopher Lee’s Power Metal Band

59

Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion

60

My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist

61

The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner
The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner

62

My Huge Heathen Maypole
My Huge Heathen Maypole

63

I’m a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth
I’m a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth

64

I Work at Midieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead
I Work at Midieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead

65

Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good
Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good

66

Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth
Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth

67

Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller
Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller

68

Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid

69

Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again
Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again