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How to Sell the Whole F#@!ing Universe to Everybody… Once and for All!

Band / artist:
Sir Millard Mulch
Release date:
01.01.2005
Plays count:
0

Album tracks

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1

Principles of Egyptian Salesmanship
Principles of Egyptian Salesmanship
Sir Millard Mulch

2

Dr. Whilton Popple’s Personal Slave II
Dr. Whilton Popple’s Personal Slave II
Sir Millard Mulch

4

Brian Tracy Caesar Salad
Brian Tracy Caesar Salad
Sir Millard Mulch

5

Chariots of the Sales Gods
Chariots of the Sales Gods
Sir Millard Mulch

6

I’m an Artist and I Shouldn’t Have to Work for a Living!
I’m an Artist and I Shouldn’t Have to Work for a Living!
Sir Millard Mulch

7

Hardball 2 (Estradasphere)
Hardball 2 (Estradasphere)
Sir Millard Mulch

8

Cap’n Jack’s Straight‐From‐the‐Can Applefish!
Cap’n Jack’s Straight‐From‐the‐Can Applefish!
Sir Millard Mulch

9

James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target
James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target
Sir Millard Mulch

10

Maximum Volumizer
Maximum Volumizer
Sir Millard Mulch

11

Higher (Creed)
Higher (Creed)
Sir Millard Mulch

12

H2o2verphone Telethon
H2o2verphone Telethon
Sir Millard Mulch

13

The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back
The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back
Sir Millard Mulch

14

Drink the Secret Milkshake
Drink the Secret Milkshake
Sir Millard Mulch

15

Every Child Is a Creator
Every Child Is a Creator
Sir Millard Mulch

16

I Don’t Wanna Be a Salesman!
I Don’t Wanna Be a Salesman!
Sir Millard Mulch

17

Ring Around the Hedgehog
Ring Around the Hedgehog
Sir Millard Mulch

18

Metronomes & Make‐Up
Metronomes & Make‐Up
Sir Millard Mulch

19

You’re Not My Hero Anymore
You’re Not My Hero Anymore
Sir Millard Mulch

20

Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki
Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki
Sir Millard Mulch

21

Not Ready for Retail?
Not Ready for Retail?
Sir Millard Mulch

22

Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular of Indestructible Bra Hooks
Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular of Indestructible Bra Hooks
Sir Millard Mulch

23

When the Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren in the Center of the Earth
When the Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren in the Center of the Earth
Sir Millard Mulch

24

Let’s Move (dance mix)
Let’s Move (dance mix)
Sir Millard Mulch

25

The Monkey Steals the Peaches
The Monkey Steals the Peaches
Sir Millard Mulch

26

Fake Boobies!
Fake Boobies!
Sir Millard Mulch

27

How to Pretend You’re Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed and Enjoy Your Limited Time on This Fucking Useless Planet in Just Five‐Zillion Easy Steps!
How to Pretend You’re Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed and Enjoy Your Limited Time on This Fucking Useless Planet in Just Five‐Zillion Easy Steps!
Sir Millard Mulch

28

I Hate Retro!
I Hate Retro!
Sir Millard Mulch

29

Poking the Eye of the Beholder
Poking the Eye of the Beholder
Sir Millard Mulch

30

Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis
Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis
Sir Millard Mulch

31

Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998
Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998
Sir Millard Mulch

32

Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy!
Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy!
Sir Millard Mulch

33

Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever
Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever
Sir Millard Mulch

34

The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC
The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC
Sir Millard Mulch

35

What Is the Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album?
What Is the Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album?
Sir Millard Mulch

36

Hemisphere III: Hermes
Hemisphere III: Hermes
Sir Millard Mulch

37

If a Composer Falls in the Woods…
If a Composer Falls in the Woods…
Sir Millard Mulch

38

TJ’s Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made From 100% Instead of Ingredients!)
TJ’s Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made From 100% Instead of Ingredients!)
Sir Millard Mulch

39

The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)
The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)
Sir Millard Mulch

40

The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is the Consciousness of Other People
The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is the Consciousness of Other People
Sir Millard Mulch

41

Food Pirates of Galpheve IV
Food Pirates of Galpheve IV
Sir Millard Mulch

42

Normal Life Is Boring!
Normal Life Is Boring!
Sir Millard Mulch

43

No‐No, the Headless Ant
No‐No, the Headless Ant
Sir Millard Mulch

44

There’s a Market for Everything but Me
There’s a Market for Everything but Me
Sir Millard Mulch

45

God Bless the RIAA!
God Bless the RIAA!
Sir Millard Mulch

46

Coagula Et Solve or Something
Coagula Et Solve or Something
Sir Millard Mulch

47

Bad Imitation of Buckethead?
Bad Imitation of Buckethead?
Sir Millard Mulch

48

Food Magnetizer
Food Magnetizer
Sir Millard Mulch

49

How to Quit Your Job and Make Millions!
How to Quit Your Job and Make Millions!
Sir Millard Mulch

50

Sir Millard Mulch’s Olde Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements
Sir Millard Mulch’s Olde Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements
Sir Millard Mulch

51

From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing
From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing
Sir Millard Mulch

52

And the Merchants of Earth Shall Weep and Mourn
And the Merchants of Earth Shall Weep and Mourn
Sir Millard Mulch

53

Shit From an Old Minutemen Song
Shit From an Old Minutemen Song
Sir Millard Mulch

54

I’m Just an Artsy Chick With an Acoustic Guitar (You Think)
I’m Just an Artsy Chick With an Acoustic Guitar (You Think)
Sir Millard Mulch

55

Geophagyopathy & You!
Geophagyopathy & You!
Sir Millard Mulch

56

The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!
The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!
Sir Millard Mulch

57

Saleswoman of the Year
Saleswoman of the Year
Sir Millard Mulch

58

Unknown Triumph (Schlegel)
Unknown Triumph (Schlegel)
Sir Millard Mulch

59

And Now, the Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For…
And Now, the Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For…
Sir Millard Mulch

60

The World’s Greatest Salesman!
The World’s Greatest Salesman!
Sir Millard Mulch

61

All Sales Finale!
All Sales Finale!
Sir Millard Mulch

62

The Great Strength of Our Professional Affiliations / How to Spend Music Industry Currency
The Great Strength of Our Professional Affiliations / How to Spend Music Industry Currency
Sir Millard Mulch

63

Bankruptcy & Beyond!
Bankruptcy & Beyond!
Sir Millard Mulch

64

WoM Battle Theme (−$6,000)
WoM Battle Theme (−$6,000)
Sir Millard Mulch

65

Mundus Imaginalis / Journey to the Underworld of Buyer’s Remorse
Mundus Imaginalis / Journey to the Underworld of Buyer’s Remorse
Sir Millard Mulch