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Band / artist:
Retrogoblin, low cunning
Release date:
08.01.2023
Plays count:
0

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1

May the beer be ever frothy
May the beer be ever frothy
Retrogoblin

2

In haste I run for cover as gargantuan L-shaped blocks slowly descend from the sky
In haste I run for cover as gargantuan L-shaped blocks slowly descend from the sky
Retrogoblin

3

One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I’m a noob
One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I’m a noob
Retrogoblin

4

My sword is grasped by a powergloved hand
My sword is grasped by a powergloved hand
Retrogoblin

5

Don’t buy the wizard hat. It’s only a vanity item with no actual stats
Don’t buy the wizard hat. It’s only a vanity item with no actual stats
Retrogoblin

6

+2 charisma will not help me much on this raid. Keep your overpriced item and I’ll take my chances with full coffers
+2 charisma will not help me much on this raid. Keep your overpriced item and I’ll take my chances with full coffers
Retrogoblin

7

Quick! Call an Italian plumber! The dungeon toilet is overflowing and it’s nasty as f***
Quick! Call an Italian plumber! The dungeon toilet is overflowing and it’s nasty as f***
Retrogoblin

8

Game over, no more continues
Game over, no more continues
Retrogoblin

9

Greedily lusting after the exact same staff I already have except its +1
Greedily lusting after the exact same staff I already have except its +1
low cunning

10

Each night deft hypnos burdens me with visions of my one true love, the fair lady Mytyllda (but at least the visions are of her before she was tortured and flayed)
Each night deft hypnos burdens me with visions of my one true love, the fair lady Mytyllda (but at least the visions are of her before she was tortured and flayed)
low cunning

11

Upon seeing it in person, I realize “Mageskull Keep” isn’t just a clever nickname
Upon seeing it in person, I realize “Mageskull Keep” isn’t just a clever nickname
low cunning

12

Chasing down that lean and hungry motherf***er who stole my bag of holding
Chasing down that lean and hungry motherf***er who stole my bag of holding
low cunning

13

How is “Ferryman” a viable occupation?
How is “Ferryman” a viable occupation?
low cunning

14

Transported by the hellish war lantern to a realm guarded by the actual Christian Devil, not just a clever allegory
Transported by the hellish war lantern to a realm guarded by the actual Christian Devil, not just a clever allegory
low cunning