Album tracks
List
1

Crappy Recording of Novelty 7 Inch Bought at Dutch Thrift Store Being Played Through My Best Friend’s Dumpstered Speakers
2

Marketing and Promotion Music Machine Blows My Teenage Mind by Turning Garbage Into Money
4

Borrowing My Mom’s Beige Rabbit for My First Camping Trip, Tripping Out to FM Radio on Highway 401
6

Composed to Be Played for George W’s 2004 Visit to Be Played From Sound Truck Just Before Inevitable Arrest
7

Debora St Drug Dealer Smiling and Counting $20 Bills While Whistling This Tune While Man With Black and Blue Face Stands Crying Next to Him
8

Hot Waitress 12 Years Older Then Me Sexy Dancing With Me While Taking Off My Dishwashing Apron; Even Older Gay Waiter Joins In