East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1
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I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
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What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
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Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
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I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
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Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
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Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
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Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
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Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
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I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
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Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
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My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
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Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
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Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
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I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
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Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
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Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
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Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
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Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me